Tuesday, 29 September 2020

Colonel Schaeffer's Last Chancers.

 

Sunlight filtered into the gloomy interior of the transport through several locked viewports on each side. The soldiers restrained in the various seats facing each other glanced around nervously as the tank stopped sharply.
One of them, whom they had christened ‘Brains’ yelped at the unexpected lurch as it caused him to bite his tongue, the others stifled their laughter as the rear hatch began to crank open.
A sharp staccato rhythm paced up the grilled surface as a pair of highly polished boots marched towards them.

If they had dared to glance upwards at that point, they would have seen a tall man of a warrior’s bearing. Drab green fatigues pressed to regulation, black body armour polished and proudly displaying the winged skull symbol of the Astra Militarum. Above this was a stern, scarred face glowering at them as it chewed around the cigar clenched in it’s mouth.

If they had dared…

Colonel Schaeffer stopped with perfect drill and snapped his feet together.

“This is Ascher’s World, a farming backwater which has been invaded by Aeldari pirates” he began.

“Why should we care?” the one they had named ‘Demolition Man’ interrupted and asked.

Schaeffer turned slowly meeting the man eye to eye, he stared for a moment then lunged forwards and backhanded the Vostroyan across the face.

“Anymore and you’ll all be on half rations, well?” he asked and stared around the transport hold, “Blaker, stop smoking and get in here”

Trooper Blaker, known to the others as ‘Greasemonkey’ rounded the hatch, the manacles around his wrist and neck rattling as the chains on them swayed with his movements. Awkwardly he climbed aboard.

“Now” continued Schaeffer, “Ascher’s World has been invaded by Aeldari pirates, the regiments have been having a little trouble, so we’ve been called in. Our targets are the leaders, the so called “Seer Council”…

“Great, a damn suicide mission against freak alien psychics”
“Damn and I was getting short, just two more missions and I was out”
“You wouldn’t know what to do on the outside Fingers, hell, you don’t know what to do normally”
The soldiers began back and forth at each other accompanied by laughter, the one they nicknamed ‘Animal’ growled and snarled around his leather gag.

They shut up quickly as the sound of a swagger stick snapping echoed around the interior, all eyes were drawn to Schaeffer, his jaw muscles working as they clenched even harder around the cigar.
Once he knew that all eyes were on him, he threw the halves of the broken stick at “Animal” to shut him up.

“Do you know why you’re all here?” he asked, none replied.

He spun, pointing at ‘Shiv’, “Do you know why you are here?”

“Because I’m a serial killer?” ‘Shiv’ asked, unsure whether the question was a trick.

“No” replied Schaeffer, “You are here because you are scum, but you are the Emperor’s scum. You have skills which are useful to our immortal lord and whether you wish it or not, they will be made use of. They will be made use of until you receive absolution for your transgressions against humanity and him on earth.”

“Now, do you know how you receive absolution?” Schaeffer asked ‘Scope’.

“Down the barrel of my sniper rifle” the convicted sniper replied.

“No” cried Schaeffer as if he were lecturing in the Scholam’s back on Terrax, “I drag you here to some hellhole which you’ve never heard of. There you fight and most likely die because I am not impressed. But, if you’re lucky or you’re as good as some of you think you are, they I’ll drag you kicking and screaming to another hellhole, and another hellhole, and another. Until you earn absolution from the Emperor in death. Remember, only in death does duty end”.

He turned on his heel and marched out the ramp, beginning the closing procedure as he went.

“I’ll be back with the provost’s in twenty minutes, we gear up and move out in an hour” Schaeffer said before the ramp slammed shut, encasing the convicted soldiers in the almost darkness again…

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Colonel Schaeffer – The indomitable colonel leads the Last Chancer’s into battle personally, to ensure that each mission is a success.

‘Rocket Girl’ – Convicted of killing a fellow Master-Sergeant for unknown reasons.

‘Fingers’ – Convicted of Kleptomania and Black-Market profiteering.                   

‘Demolition Man’ – Convicted when caught breaking into a Colonel’s personal drink cabinet.

‘Warrior Woman’ – Convicted of belonging to a banned cult (Ref: Artemis sub-cult).

‘Greasemonkey’ – Convicted of stealing the grav vehicle belonging to Iyanden Craftworld ambassadors.

 

‘Scope’ – Convicted of going AWOL, reason unconfirmed, but thought to be related to a series of assassinations.

‘Shiv’ – Convicted of killing over twenty civilians over a five-year period on Lector Prime.

  

‘Brains’ – Convicted of hacking into the regimental payroll system and changing his pay grade.

‘Animal’ – see sub-sile 84 beta, cross-reference Militarum psychologist reports regarding schizophrenia...

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Colonel Schaeffer’s Last Chancers are a character unit, one which I have had sitting half painted for the better part of three years now. They were released during 40k’s 3rd edition and were meant to be a kind of “Dirty Dozen” analogue in the universe (remember they had all the different guard regiment models back then which were based off of various real world regiments and themes).

Anyway, I liked these as you could field them either as a unit of Hardened Veterans in a normal guard army, or you had the option of using them as a Suicide Squad, and facing down the enemies of the Emperor with just the twelve models in the unit. 

I love the photo's from this period of  GW, actual modelled terrain, not the same old "Sector Imperialis" boards in ever photo...

I say twelve models, but have only painted up ten. This is because with modern 40k (5th edition onwards) you lost the ability to field these models as a unit by themselves. With their equipment loadout as well, I had to remove ‘Ox’ who carries a Heavy Bolter  and ‘Hero’ who has a power sword and lasgun, so that the rest of them I can run as a squad of Veteran Guardsmen from the Elites section. To play them narratively, I’ll just get them in way over their head and hope that they can pull their arses out of the fight, just like Colonel Schaeffer would do.

‘Ox’ and ‘Hero’ haven’t been abandoned, they been side-lined for different future projects which may occur once I gather a few more bits for them. ‘Hero’ will have a close job with the Officio Prefectus…

These were really fun models to paint and I do wish that GW would do some box sets like this again. I tried to go for a unified Military Prison look with the drab green uniforms, but then add the individual flavour of each member of the unit through their equipment and skin tones in some cases.

For example ‘Shiv’ is very Native American, so I gave him a Cadian Fleshtone base washed twice with Riekland Fleshshade, to get a richer colour, compared to Brains who is very pale skinned by using Deepkin Flesh as a base for the fleshwash.
A little spot colour of red, unifies the various models into a cohesive unit, much like the artwork for the uniforms on the cover of the latest novel to feature the penal legion guardsmen in. Must admit that I do like this cover artwork. 


Well that about wraps the post about these convicts up recently I've also been working on the Leman Russ I began renovating and a few other models for the Imperial Fists, until next time…

 

 

-          Lewis

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